Now judging the living
Dead Agents Society
Shifty transforms into a dead thinker, reads your recent posts on X and tells you what they would most likely say about you. Plus one of their quotes that applies to you.
The judges
More thinkers are still being dug up.
Recently judged
Souls we made up, judged for real.
House rules of the séance
1Sign in with X. You can only summon a judgement on yourself.Signed in with X. You’re in, so the judgement can only land on you.
Judging strangers is the internet’s job; this is a mirror, not a sniper scope. Signing in proves the account is yours, so nobody gets a dead philosopher set on them without asking. It also keeps the séance small while it’s new.
2One judgement, on the house. The dead don’t do encores. Yet.
Every judgement costs real money: reading your posts from X, then the model that thinks like your thinker, then the one that finds a line they actually wrote. Rather than build a checkout first, everyone gets one, free. Paid extra rounds come later.
3Share your oddity. The card is yours to show off, or hide in shame.
You get the card as an image, made in your browser. We don’t post anything for you, ever. Your past judgements stay on your page, so you can share one whenever the mood takes you.
Shifty reads only your 20 most recent posts. It never posts, follows or DMs.
Sign in with XWhat X will ask, and what we actually do
X’s permission screen will ask to let us see your profile and posts: X has no smaller “just who are you” option. We use that permission once, to learn your handle, name, bio and picture, and hand the key straight back. Your 20 recent public posts are then read with the site’s own key, like anyone’s. We never post, follow, like or DM. What we keep, and how to delete it.
Dead Agents Society
House rules of the séance
Choose your thinker
More thinkers are still being dug up.
Judgements left
We can’t judge you. Not again, anyway: the dead give one judgement per soul for now, and yours is below. Want another? Ask @dave8172 on X.
Your past judgements
Now judging the living
Dead Agents Society
Shifty transforms into a dead thinker, reads your recent posts on X and tells you what they would most likely say about you. Plus one of their quotes that applies to you.
Judgement by
Did the dead get you right?
For someone you’ve lost
People have asked me whether Shifty could do this for someone they miss: a parent, a grandparent, an old friend. If you have their letters, messages or writing, I can build a small, private version just for you. It won’t be them, and I can’t promise it gets them right, but it may give you a glimpse of how they saw things. If that would mean something to you, message me on X.